PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And then